Sunday, August 15, 2010
Twilight? A classic? The REAL Scoop
Thousands of teens across the nation are overcome with love for Tw*l*ght. But is it truly a book worth reading?? I say NO! Tw*l*ght is a story of bloodthirsty vampires in love with a seemingly normal girl. However you cannot possibly be normal if you have an odd magnetism towards giant parasites and evil wolf dudes. How can this possibly make sense? The truth is: it doesn't. So why do so many teens fill their heads with this rubbish? Because they haven't read our blog. So now because of your enlightenment you too can have power in your decisions instead of falling for super pale dudes and dudes with identity crisis. Yay you!