Thursday, July 22, 2010

A quick over view of Twilight!

TWILIGHT IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are extreme haters of Twilight and its creepy albino, bloodsucking characters. Edward would eat Bella! Now what sort of "dreamy" husband would be canibalistic and eat their wife?!?!!?!?!? So come on society, tell us how this just isn't wrong!!! And half wolf half man men aren't attractive in any way, even if they had a 70 pack! *his face looks squished* Also, he's inappropriate for being shirtless constantly. This is a severe breech of social ettiquite. Bella is a clingy, insecure, troubled teenage girl who has the audacity to date a vampire to find her self worth. Also, twilight encourages things our society should not be encouraging or uplifting. It does NOT enlighten you to what you are missing by practicing their actions, it just makes you end up in a bad spot. We will not go into detail of these unspeakable things. It promotes bad morals & evil things. Overall The Tw*l*ght Series is a horrifying & disgusting series. If you have any self respect you will not read these books especially after being enlightened by this blog. We do this only out of concern, care, & love for you.

Footnote: We will not be using the word Twilight any longer. We will now refer to it as a dirty offensive word. It will now be spelled Tw*l*ght.

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